The Nefarious Mr. Valliant
July 28, 2006
This my head, know that it watches you always but does not judge.
In lieu of rambling biographical discourse I have decided to put up an FAQ.
Q- So is your name really AJ Valliant? That sounds fake as hell.
A- It is and it does. If I had a drivers licence I would scan and post the picture.
Q- Hey you seem pretty bright, how come your punctuation sucks so bad?
A- Never really picked up the knack I suppose.
Q- Where do you live? Can I come over?
A- In Ottawa on the corner of Albert and Bay, in a big red stone apartment building.
I’m sorry, but no.
Q- Why do you use so many flowery adverbs and adjectives. Your writing would be a lot better if you were more concise and plain spoken.
A- I am in love the sound of my own voice and I see a blog as a written monologue to a captive audience. Also I get a degree of sexual pleasure every time I add needless colour to a sentence.
Q- So does the stuff you talk about actual happen?
A- Are you calling me a liar?
Q-Hey are you 30? I bet your at least 30 years old.
A- Yeah I just turned 30 this June.
Q- Seriously, you are 30 and you don’t have your drivers licence. Are you retarded or something?
A- That was hurtful. Damnit.
Q- I’m so cold and I can’t stop crying, why can’t I come out of the root cellar?
A- Looks like someone just lost their computer privileges
aj.valliant@gmail.com
February 27, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Hey A.J., this is pretty funny stuff. Glad to see you are still using your creativity for better uses other than work. Keep up the great wit.
Barry King
April 20, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I miss the wedding photo.
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