My Box in a Box

January 8, 2007

One of the most glorious things about the internet is that a) Saturday Night Live can recruit ACTUAL FUNNY PEOPLE who produce videos like this and b) teenagers can post response to YouTube like this:

To Play or Not To Play?

December 24, 2006

Spill some eggnog for my fallen homies. Just in case you thought we were slacking because of the Yuletide cheer, let it be known that KDice is the reason for their demise.

If KDice isn’t your cup of tea, you can find a lot of other flash games here.

Of course, the best news ever is that Linerider 2 is going to be released for the Nintendo DS and the Nintendo Wii.

Warning: explicit lyrics.

It seems like Saturday Night Live have come up with a new Christmas carol, but not one that you’ll be singing door-to-door any time soon (at least, not until the weather gets warmer). What do you get for the girl who has everything?

(this might be safe for work with headphones, direct link to video)

(from LAist)

Ah, the Internet. Without you how would I get my Harry Potter with South Park voice over fix?

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“Wieners don’t use drugs.” Drug awareness and prevention doesn’t start with blanket statements — it starts with showing kids what a fucked up world it is out there and what they’re really getting into. I mean, watching some guy trying to rape his little brother’s girlfriend on the O.C. while high is one way to try and turn a generation away from moral terpitude, but even better is to show them how that shit is made. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s a rather risqué ad for the new Giligan’s Island show. NSFW.

Also, check out this flash game: Alien Hominid.

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Obligatory Mean Girls quote:

Cady: [voiceover] Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Looks like the YouTube video is down (as usual) but you can find it here at CollegeHumor.

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Life in the Trenches

October 14, 2006

Our own AJ Valliant has a (serious?!) guest post up at //engtech about how to survive life as an office worker.

It almost makes me hate him a little less.

Almost.

This one is for all the furries in the audience. At least it isn’t Screech/Dustin Diamond.
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Happy Thanksgiving

October 8, 2006

Turkeys make me hot.

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Suicide Girls Live! in Ottawa

September 28, 2006

The Suicide Girls are doing a live burlesque show in Ottawa on October 11th. Come out to support Beats Entropy’s very own AJina Vallianatatas in her breakthrough performance.


Or you could look at a video of real Suicide Girls burlesque

Letter Day: Quatro Nuevo

September 26, 2006

Since Valliant has to work for living again the letter writing duties have been turned over to their rightful owner. Since things were delayed let get right down to business.

Letter #1: Ice Cube

Hey Doc, I had a dream I was an ice cube. My friend was compacting spices into
me and then sending ice-cube-me to himself across the world and back
through a tube. He then melted me to extract the spices.

I dreamt last light I was Captain Marvel (the Shazam guy) but also hosting a variety television show out of my high school gym to pickup some extra credits. The whole time I was trying to battle the evil Black Adam, while attempting to convince these kids to role-play with me. At the end of the dream a friend of mine had to leave so I gave him three restaurant receipts so he could get powers if he needed them.
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Little Superstar

September 25, 2006

Filed under “Things that make AJ uncomfortable”.

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Porn Wars

September 24, 2006

What if Darth Vader was a hot chick, Luke wasn’t such a simpering whiner, and light sabers were really dildos?

Slightly NSFW.

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Search Term Report

September 23, 2006

Plain ‘ole weird

  • a bunch of psycho squirrels cartoons
  • “Faugh a Ballaugh”
  • “king knelt”
  • they should not let me train for spittin
  • kenji fish
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