This picture only confirms what I have long believed. You are indeed the king of pudgy cat people. The crown and spoon are merely symbols for those too obtuse to see the obvious. Now I’m not saying that their adoration of you is misplaced, not at all. Your potential as a tyrannical despot is acknowledged in the most exalted of circles (Dr. Kissinger has been dropping your name at all the right think tanks) The trouble is your lean physique, combined with your side career as a personal trainer. This kind of pro-fitness agenda will only ferment hatred and rebellion among the pudgy cat people. Your rule will soon be threatened by subversive movements. Hide the spoon and keep a spare hat in a suite in Dubai.
“hmmm… I am dumbfounded. Where can I get a cat hat?”
No problem, you can make one at home. All you need is:
1) two large elastic bands
2) some wood glue
3) a curling iron
4) three medium sized extra hefty garbage bags
5) a paring knife
6) one cat (mid to large sized)
July 5, 2009 at 12:52 am
Note how my subjects stare adoringly at me.
July 5, 2009 at 1:01 am
Or perhaps they are judging me…and it’s making me sad.
July 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
This picture only confirms what I have long believed. You are indeed the king of pudgy cat people. The crown and spoon are merely symbols for those too obtuse to see the obvious. Now I’m not saying that their adoration of you is misplaced, not at all. Your potential as a tyrannical despot is acknowledged in the most exalted of circles (Dr. Kissinger has been dropping your name at all the right think tanks) The trouble is your lean physique, combined with your side career as a personal trainer. This kind of pro-fitness agenda will only ferment hatred and rebellion among the pudgy cat people. Your rule will soon be threatened by subversive movements. Hide the spoon and keep a spare hat in a suite in Dubai.
July 6, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Sunny windows, sunflower walls and [gasp!] art nouveau poster? What have you done with the real AJ Valliant you outer space imposter?
July 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm
hmmm… I am dumbfounded. Where can I get a cat hat?
July 13, 2009 at 9:54 am
“hmmm… I am dumbfounded. Where can I get a cat hat?”
No problem, you can make one at home. All you need is:
1) two large elastic bands
2) some wood glue
3) a curling iron
4) three medium sized extra hefty garbage bags
5) a paring knife
6) one cat (mid to large sized)
July 13, 2009 at 11:40 am
Don’t forget the yellow bow tie. Keep it classy.
July 19, 2009 at 11:45 am
I like this picture a ridiculous amount.