I’ve waited my whole life to see Skeletor sell WMD’s to Darleks, David Bowie, Nazis, Pirates, and the hardest working man in oppressive communism, missile brother number 1, Kim Jong-IL! PD = pwnage
Maybe people that evil use their own currency. So the opening bid isn’t 50,000 dollars it’s 50k souls of orphaned children, or cursed dubloons or something. I mean if Canadian Tire has their own currency surely the Darleks do. Also, keep in mind that these days evil is a buyers market. As the great Australian prophet once said: “Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap”
I’m saddened that one of the greatest literary villians of all time was relegated to the dark closets of pedophelia without at least a passing reference to fairy dust
Hey just in case you haven’t heard, Skeletor has his own show… its wittingly called The Skeletor Show.
Daniel (from BoingBoing) sez, “The Skeletor Show is in the style of other ‘remix’ cartoons like Sealab 2021. In this case, it is a re-edit and re-dub of the 1980s Filmation cartoon He-Man and The Masters of the Universe. Each week I’m doing a new show and posting it to YouTube. Included in the show is Skeletor and friends’ answers to viewers’ questions.”
$50,000 isn’t really that low of an opening bid, especially not for two warheads. A lot depends on the age and condition, where they came from, that sort of thing.
Since they’re MIRV’s, they could really only have come from US / UK / France or most likely Russia. Their stuff doesn’t get stored in very secure conditions, totally within the realm of possibility for Skeletor to have stolen them.
June 28, 2007 at 10:35 am
Hmmm… I just realized that two nuclear warheads should not be the equivalent price of a mid-sized car.
I guess it’s heavily subsidized by Skeletor.
June 28, 2007 at 10:36 am
I’ve waited my whole life to see Skeletor sell WMD’s to Darleks, David Bowie, Nazis, Pirates, and the hardest working man in oppressive communism, missile brother number 1, Kim Jong-IL! PD = pwnage
June 28, 2007 at 10:40 am
Maybe people that evil use their own currency. So the opening bid isn’t 50,000 dollars it’s 50k souls of orphaned children, or cursed dubloons or something. I mean if Canadian Tire has their own currency surely the Darleks do. Also, keep in mind that these days evil is a buyers market. As the great Australian prophet once said: “Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap”
June 28, 2007 at 11:17 am
Any Xbox 360 owners try out the Overlord demo yet?
Finally, you too can be an evil overlord with minions harassing villagers and razing countrysides.
June 28, 2007 at 11:17 am
To be honest, my desire for rape, pillage, plunder and rape was why I got into blogging in the first place.
June 28, 2007 at 11:22 am
Skeletor is in it for the love of the game…not some crass profit.
Ps..No one outbids the Goblin King.
June 28, 2007 at 11:22 am
pps….I’ll get off my ass and post something today.
June 28, 2007 at 11:41 am
That’s because the Goblin King is betting with Jennifer Connoley’s used ben wa balls.
June 28, 2007 at 11:45 am
The warheads are always the cheap part, they get you when you pick up the rocket body. Then there’s freight, handling, taxes it’s a bloody nightmare.
Oh and I’m diggin’ Leo’s skull like face shield
June 28, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I always knew Skeletor had a hand in the black market cookie jar. He was always living above his means.
June 29, 2007 at 12:20 am
I’m saddened that one of the greatest literary villians of all time was relegated to the dark closets of pedophelia without at least a passing reference to fairy dust
June 29, 2007 at 11:51 am
Hey just in case you haven’t heard, Skeletor has his own show… its wittingly called The Skeletor Show.
Daniel (from BoingBoing) sez, “The Skeletor Show is in the style of other ‘remix’ cartoons like Sealab 2021. In this case, it is a re-edit and re-dub of the 1980s Filmation cartoon He-Man and The Masters of the Universe. Each week I’m doing a new show and posting it to YouTube. Included in the show is Skeletor and friends’ answers to viewers’ questions.”
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C92B8ADA8247C55D
June 29, 2007 at 11:54 am
$50,000 isn’t really that low of an opening bid, especially not for two warheads. A lot depends on the age and condition, where they came from, that sort of thing.
Since they’re MIRV’s, they could really only have come from US / UK / France or most likely Russia. Their stuff doesn’t get stored in very secure conditions, totally within the realm of possibility for Skeletor to have stolen them.
And please, just trust me on this ok?
June 30, 2007 at 8:52 am
@Jesse: I’m guessing you just kinda knew that, and didn’t have to look it up. This disturbs and frightens me. I’m glad you’re on my side.
(you *are* on my side, aren’t you?)
July 14, 2007 at 11:12 pm
nice drWho Reference