Passive Depressive #100 part 2
September 27, 2007
Hello everyone,
Due to some unforseen circumstances / technical difficulties /Murphy’s Law / act of God / debilitating plunge into the k-hole, the final final issue of Passive Depressive season one will be delayed by a day.
Will Mr. Toasty defeat Nardo?
Will the pan-dimensional viewer remain intact?
Will Warnick finally confess his undying love for Tracy?
Stay tuned to see how Leo and the gang deal with Nardo and his sinister ways!
I been listening to “Bat out of Hell” since 3rd grade.
September 25, 2007
I like to think that I have been good to you, my Childrens. I tell you fancy lies and vulgar truths; offer up sleek, playful, otters of wit, franticly pounding absurdity against the flat rock of substantive wisdom they keep on their chest. I give and I give and I give, and ask for nothing in return save your love…and the occasional scandalous backrub from my lady fans. Nothing that is, until now. Poppa A.J. needs your help.
Though it shames me deeply to admit it, my capacity to absorb new music seized some time around 1983. My playlist is disgraceful mix of The Eagles, top 40 fluff, barbershop quartet, and soothing whale sounds I use to make my cat feel less alone. They few quality tracks I’ve found have been ridden so hard they seem like one long song to me. So I turn to you, my cultured masses, to provide me a rundown of a few awesome songs ( and who does them,) that I might stop listening to things like this:
If you help a nigga out I promise I’ll cut way back on brooding poetry and write something a tad more lively.
Beautiful Failure
September 22, 2007
We offered up beauty with two broken hands; the gathered best slipped, trembled from stiff fingers. And every “I love you”, became “I cannot explain”, how far we’ve wandered, and where we have changed. Still we reached, as far as we could fail; in the hope something made it through. Some word or consolation, to show that we were there, that the less we became, the more we tried to care.
Domesticity
September 18, 2007

I bought furniture last night. I’m not much for nesting, but my apartment was barren enough I felt like some junkie flophouse squatter. I picked a agreeable little couch (with two companionable footstools), functional table, and two black lamps. I went to IKEA, not out any particular allegiance, rather it’s the only furniture type store that has permeated my awareness to any degree.
Letter day: Alpha Hotel Foxtrot Umbrella Charlie Kangaroo
September 17, 2007
I spent my typing on the title; let’s get down to business.
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What do you want?
Curious Zach
Woonsocket, OH
What do I want?
I want Raisin bread that doesn’t put lie to it’s name with every bite.
I want to beat a midget with a 9 iron and have him laugh like it’s was sunshine.
I want to drink gasoline until my eyes shimmer with rainbows and my words combust.
I want to shake ugly babies until we both start crying
I want a better world for bastards, just because
Tub Thumping
September 16, 2007

Due to work scheduling, and social misalignment, I was feeling a bit lonely last night. This loneliness progressed into a mild self pitying funk; culminating in me sitting in the tub signing the mournful theme from “American Tail” (Somewhere out there), that Fivel [1] sings when he’s lost. At some point (after the chorus I believe) my cat put her paws up on he edge of the tub and gave me look of such withering contempt[2] I was forced to acknowledge what I was actually doing, and worse that I was genuinely comforted by it. On some level I had decided that the best way to alleviate a minor sadness was to musically commiserate with a cartoon mouse I hadn’t seen in twenty some years. I found this revelation troubling.
After the Dragon
September 5, 2007
If I lay down by the dragons side
and neither fought, and neither died
just slept the night, so awful tired
could I still think myself a hero?
And would it be enough I tried
to hang the day, in mercy mired
forget the flesh, and thoughts acquired
at least until we awoke as strangers?




