“The best part of that wedding gown is that he paid twice the price of the first one he picked out because he “wanted to look good””
To be completely honest that dress was probably the most stylish item of clothing I ever owned. I can see why you chicks make such a big fuss over them.
note: The veil I am wearing in that picture was actually the veil my mother wore for her wedding.
In Vienna there is this outside ballroom where they play waltzes and it is tradition to wear your wedding dress there while you dance under an open sky.
“Damn,it’s like watching cats in heart alternately claiming the same tree. Is Valiant fucking one, both, or neither of those chicks?”
We met Valliant at the gang bang, now we’re stalking him. That’s a lesson for you, grasshopper. Don’t get stumbling drunk at these skin digs and allow two women to corner and grope you at once. His ego thought we wanted him; in reality, we were just looking for his wallet. Now we’ve got his name, his number, the code to his filthy lockbox, the secret to his immortality, a few drops of blood and the Beats Entropy web address. All this useless fuckin’ info in addition to the few pathetic pennies uncovered.
“Now we’ve got his name, his number, the code to his filthy lockbox, the secret to his immortality, a few drops of blood and the Beats Entropy web address. All this useless fuckin’ info in addition to the few pathetic pennies uncovered.”
Pathetic? I’ll have you know all but two of those pennies were the lucky sort.
I would ask you to keep immortality thing on the down low…the government taxes that sort of thing pretty heaviliy, and (as you mentioned) I’m a tad cash poor at the moment.
Funny enough that was one of the first times I got to hang out with AJ at any length and it was a cornucopia of mixed feelings: enjoyment, disgust, admiration, revulsion, titillation, titillation.
May 7, 2007 at 3:53 pm
…that just made my night.Is that western family ice cream, you cheap bastard?
May 7, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I belive it’s a can Duncan Hines cake icing; such was the weight of my pain.
May 7, 2007 at 3:59 pm
You probably get this alot but that pic of you in the wedding dress and its associated caption made my day
May 7, 2007 at 4:01 pm
My shameless drag tendencies have brough so much joy, into so many people lives. If only I was still allowed in the sick childrens ward.
May 7, 2007 at 4:02 pm
“I belive it’s a can Duncan Hines cake icing; such was the weight of my pain.”
I retract my bile…your grief is of the most noble variety.
May 7, 2007 at 10:19 pm
You look like you’ve just stepped out of a zombie flick…and not as a victim, either…
May 7, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Betty Crocker I like better I think.
May 7, 2007 at 10:23 pm
God this picture is disturbing. So many words in my mind but they’re stuck.
I don’t know which is more freakish..that dress or that look.
May 7, 2007 at 10:23 pm
I just know I’m going to dream about this tonight.
May 7, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Is that a strapless gown? That is so daring.
May 7, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Darn you, Max! I was trying to make my name show up five times in the comment section! It almost worked…and then I got one upped! LMAO
May 8, 2007 at 12:15 am
Oops.
May 8, 2007 at 12:27 am
Do you have your phone set up to vibrate when new comments appear?
May 8, 2007 at 12:29 am
I know what bothers me about this pic. I figured it out. AJ looks like a vampire and what’s missing is a huge stake through his heart.
May 8, 2007 at 12:34 am
The best part of that wedding gown is that he paid twice the price of the first one he picked out because he “wanted to look good”
May 8, 2007 at 12:35 am
No shit.
He was dumped at the altar twice? Now that’s sad.
May 8, 2007 at 12:36 am
Maybe he should drive that stake through his heart.
May 8, 2007 at 12:56 am
“The best part of that wedding gown is that he paid twice the price of the first one he picked out because he “wanted to look good””
To be completely honest that dress was probably the most stylish item of clothing I ever owned. I can see why you chicks make such a big fuss over them.
note: The veil I am wearing in that picture was actually the veil my mother wore for her wedding.
May 8, 2007 at 1:20 am
Every girl deserves a fancy dress for her wedding day.
May 8, 2007 at 1:34 am
“note: The veil I am wearing in that picture was actually the veil my mother wore for her wedding.”
And never in her wildest dreams did she suspect she’d be passing it on to her son.
“Every girl deserves a fancy dress for her wedding day.”
When I was little I envisioned myself in red on my wedding day. And you know what? That’s exactly what I wore when I got married. RED.
So I think I deserve a fancy and traditional one the second time around. Maybe even the third, fourth…(karma’s a real bitch you know).
May 8, 2007 at 1:48 am
Isn’t red traditional in some cultures? I am pretty sure traditional Chinese wedding attire for the bride is red.
May 8, 2007 at 1:52 am
I don’t know about the Chinese but I do know in Belgium it’s not the customary color - at least the last time I checked.
May 8, 2007 at 2:31 am
In Vienna there is this outside ballroom where they play waltzes and it is tradition to wear your wedding dress there while you dance under an open sky.
May 8, 2007 at 8:28 am
Damn,it’s like watching cats in heart alternately claiming the same tree. Is Valiant fucking one, both, or neither of those chicks?
May 8, 2007 at 9:12 am
“Damn,it’s like watching cats in heart alternately claiming the same tree. Is Valiant fucking one, both, or neither of those chicks?”
We met Valliant at the gang bang, now we’re stalking him. That’s a lesson for you, grasshopper. Don’t get stumbling drunk at these skin digs and allow two women to corner and grope you at once. His ego thought we wanted him; in reality, we were just looking for his wallet. Now we’ve got his name, his number, the code to his filthy lockbox, the secret to his immortality, a few drops of blood and the Beats Entropy web address. All this useless fuckin’ info in addition to the few pathetic pennies uncovered.
May 8, 2007 at 9:19 am
“Now we’ve got his name, his number, the code to his filthy lockbox, the secret to his immortality, a few drops of blood and the Beats Entropy web address. All this useless fuckin’ info in addition to the few pathetic pennies uncovered.”
Pathetic? I’ll have you know all but two of those pennies were the lucky sort.
I would ask you to keep immortality thing on the down low…the government taxes that sort of thing pretty heaviliy, and (as you mentioned) I’m a tad cash poor at the moment.
May 8, 2007 at 9:30 am
Pathetic? I’ll have you know all but two of those pennies were the lucky sort.
What? If you throw it down hard they’ll sprout into a magical beanstalk? All rumor. I heard your britches were filled with just as much speculation.
May 8, 2007 at 9:44 am
Yesssssssss.
May 8, 2007 at 11:15 am
Carl, cats in heat do not “mark trees.” If you are going to use unfortunate biology metaphor try to at least get the biology right.
May 8, 2007 at 11:25 am
Funny enough that was one of the first times I got to hang out with AJ at any length and it was a cornucopia of mixed feelings: enjoyment, disgust, admiration, revulsion, titillation, titillation.
May 8, 2007 at 5:53 pm
titillation, titillation.
Don’t be afraid to say it a third time, Kenji. Not like you’ll fly off to Kansas or some other American shit hole.