New Movies HotOrNot (2006/09/22)
September 22, 2006
Half Nelson - HOT! Saw it last weekend and it’s friggin’ awesome. Ryan Gosling is a drugged out high school teacher. One of the best flicks this year.
Kings and Queen - HOT. Foreign flick, could be good.
Fearless - HOT. Jet Li says it’s is last action flick. He’s still ashamed of Unleashed.
School for Scoundrels - HOT. Same director/writer as Road Trip, Old School, and Starsky & Hutch. He also wrote the Borat flick. That’s a good enough pedigree for me. Billy Bob Thorton is pretty good at comedy.
Jackass 2 - HOT/NOT. I think it’s crap, but some people like it.
The Last Kiss - HOT/NOT. I’ll see it for Zach, but the reviews are bad.
All the King’s Men - NOT! Huge stinker. Really horrible reviews.
The Real Dirt on Farmer John - HOT/NOT. Documentary on a farmer/performance artist.
Le Petit Lieutenant - NOT. Meh.
Confetti - NOT. Weak mockumentary by someone I’ve never heard of.
Everyone’s Hero - NOT. I’m glad I don’t have children.
Gridiron Gang - NOT. My friend’s girlfriend made him see this. I think that’s grounds for breaking up, don’t you?
Flyboys - NOT. I’m shooting this one down because Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow sucked so hard. They both have pilots.
The Black Dahlia - NOT. Hollywood really has nothing but shit to put out right now, eh?
Trust the Man - NOT. David Duchovny why must your movies suck so hard?
Ottawa Internation Animation Festival - NOT. Pinnochio 3000, ’nuff said.
Black Gold - NOT. Crappy ass asian crime flick.
New movies playing in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada and the surrounding regions (Kanata, Barrhaven, Orleans, Gatineau, Hull). Updated daily.For full list of movies see Ottawa Movies.
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| Half Nelson - Rating: 7.7/10, COC: 93%, Overall: 90%, 84 reviews (good: 76, bad: 8), Formula: 298 (88%), #27 at box office, played for 6 weeks | |
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Half Nelson Director: Ryan Fleck, Writer: Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck Starring: Ryan Gosling, Anthony Mackie, Tina Holmes, Christopher Williamson, Nicole Vicius Genres: Dramas, Drug Dealers, Friendships, Teachers, StudentsEmpire World Exchange Centre 7 [Map]: Daily: 3:55 7:10 9:40 Sat,Sun 1:30 |
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| Kings and Queen - Rating: 7.5/10, COC: 100%, Overall: 87%, 54 reviews (good: 47, bad: 7), Formula: 285 (84%) | |
| poster missing | Kings and Queen Director: Arnaud Desplechin, Writer: Arnaud Desplechin, Roger Bohbot Starring: Emmanuelle Devos, Mathieu Amalric, Catherine Deneuve, Valentin Lelong, Jean-Paul Roussillon, Maurice Garrel Genres: Foreign Films, French, Divorce, Theatrical Release, France, LoveByTowne Cinema [Map]: Fri 6:20; Sat 8:50; Sun 5:45; Mon 9:20; Tue 6:00; Wed 4:00 |
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| The Real Dirt on Farmer John - Rating: 7.4/10, COC: 83%, Overall: 86%, 21 reviews (good: 18, bad: 3), Formula: 252 (73%) | |
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The Real Dirt on Farmer John Director: Taggart Siegel Genres: Education/General Interest, Media Arts, Documentary, ArtistsByTowne Cinema [Map]: Thu 9:05 |
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| Fearless - Rating: 6.6/10, COC: 82%, Overall: 73%, 33 reviews (good: 24, bad: 9), Formula: 233 (67%) | |
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Fearless Director: Ronny Yu Starring: Jet Li, Anthony De Longis, Masato Harada, Nathan Jones, Shido Nakamura, Qijing Bao Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramas, Sports/Recreation, Martial Arts, Adventure, Biography, Drama, Martial Arts, History, Heroes, Classic Fight ScenesAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:15 5:00 7:00 7:45 9:30 10:15 Fri-Sun 1:45 2:30 Sat,Sun 11:15 12:00 (no passes) Cineplex Odeon Barrhaven Cinemas [Map]: Mon-Thu 4:50 7:40 Fri-Sun 7:30 9:55 Sat,Sun 1:35 4:00 Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 4:20 7:40 10:20 Fri-Sun 1:30 Empire Orleans Town Centre 6 [Map]: Fri-Sun 7:10 9:35 Sat,Sun 1:50 4:10 Mon 6:50 9:05 Empire Rideau Centre [Map]: Daily: 4:15 6:45 9:10 Sat,Sun 1:30 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 12:35 3:40 6:55 9:55 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 10:50 1:20 4:00 7:10 9:50 Starcite Hull [Map]: Daily: 1:50 4:35 7:15 10:05 |
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| Le Petit Lieutenant - Rating: 6.5/10, COC: 63%, Overall: 81%, 26 reviews (good: 21, bad: 5), Formula: 219 (62%) | |
| poster missing | Le Petit Lieutenant Director: Xavier Beauvois Starring: Jalil Lespert, Nathalie Baye, Roschdy Zem, Antoine Chappey, Jacques Perrin, Bruce Myers Genres: Foreign Films, French, Drama, Film Noir, Police, Crime, Paris, France, RelationshipsByTowne Cinema [Map]: Wed 7:00; Thu 9:05 |
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| Confetti - Rating: 6/10, COC: 61%, Overall: 67%, 42 reviews (good: 28, bad: 14), Formula: 202 (57%) | |
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Confetti Director: Debbie Islitt Starring: Martin Freeman, Jessica Stevenson, Alison Steadman, Jimmy Carr, Olivia Colman, Julia Davis Genres: Comedies, British, Comedy, Marriage, Comedy (General), Weddings, British ComedyEmpire World Exchange Centre 7 [Map]: Daily: 4:05 7:00 9:25 Sat,Sun 1:25 |
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| Jackass 2 - Rating: 5.6/10, COC: 70%, Overall: 68%, 22 reviews (good: 15, bad: 7), Formula: 201 (56%) | |
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Jackass: Number Two Director: Jeff Tremaine Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Preston Lacy, Ryan Dunn Genres: Comedies, Slapstick, DocumentaryAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:45 7:15 9:45 Mon-Thu 5:45 8:15 Fri-Sun 2:15 5:30 8:00 10:30 Sat,Sun 11:45 12:30 3:00 Fri 1:00 3:15 (no passes) Cineplex Odeon Barrhaven Cinemas [Map]: Mon-Thu 4:45 8:00 Fri-Sun 7:45 10:00 Sat,Sun 1:00 3:15 5:15 Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 5:10 7:30 9:50 Fri-Sun 12:30 2:50 Empire Orleans Town Centre 6 [Map]: Fri-Mon 9:10 Fri-Sun 6:50 Sat,Sun 1:30 4:00 Mon 7:00 Empire Rideau Centre [Map]: Daily: 4:30 7:00 9:30 Sat,Sun 1:45 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 12:15 12:45 2:45 3:15 5:15 5:40 7:45 8:20 10:15 10:50 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:25 7:50 10:15 Starcite Hull [Map]: Daily: 1:55 4:20 7:05 9:50 |
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| The Last Kiss - Rating: 5.6/10, COC: 48%, Overall: 45%, 87 reviews (good: 39, bad: 48), Formula: 168 (45%), #5 at box office, played for 1 weeks | |
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The Last Kiss Director: Tony Goldwyn, Writer: Gabriele Muccino Starring: Zach Braff, Casey Affleck, Rachel Bilson, Harold Ramis, Jacinda Barrett, Eric Christian Olsen Genres: Comedies, Dramas, Comedy, Drama, InfidelityAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:40 5:25 7:20 8:05 9:50 Fri-Sun 2:10 2:55 Sat,Sun 11:40 12:25 Fri,Sat 10:35 (no passes) Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 4:30 7:20 9:55 Fri-Sun 1:40 Empire World Exchange Centre 7 [Map]: Daily: 4:15 9:30 Fri-Sun,Tue-Thu 7:05 Sat,Sun 1:15 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 1:00 4:40 7:35 10:20 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 10:55 1:25 3:55 6:40 9:20 Starcite Hull [Map]: Daily: 4:00 7:00 9:45; Fri-Wed 1:00; Thu with babies 1:00 |
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| Everyone’s Hero - Rating: 5.3/10, COC: 48%, Overall: 43%, 54 reviews (good: 23, bad: 31), Formula: 155 (41%), #3 at box office, played for 1 weeks | |
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Everyone’s Hero Director: Christopher Reeve, Colin Brady Starring: Jake Syzmanski, Jake T. Austin, Brian Dennehy, Whoopi Goldberg, William H. Macy, Mandy Patinkin Genres: Comedies, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Children, Sports, Computer Animation, Family Film, Theatrical Release, Sports (General), Baseball Players, World SeriesAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:35 7:20 Fri-Sun 2:00 Sat,Sun 11:30 (no passes) Cineplex Odeon Barrhaven Cinemas [Map]: Mon-Thu 5:20 Fri-Sun 5:30 7:40 Sat,Sun 1:10 3:20 Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 5:20 8:00 Fri-Sun 12:40 3:00 Empire Orleans Town Centre 6 [Map]: Fri-Sun 6:45 Sat,Sun 1:20 3:30 Mon 6:55 Empire World Exchange Centre 7 [Map]: Daily: 3:40 6:50 Sat,Sun 1:20 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 11:45 2:00 4:00 6:05 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 10:10 12:20 2:30 4:50 7:25 |
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| Gridiron Gang - Rating: 5.8/10, COC: 35%, Overall: 43%, 80 reviews (good: 34, bad: 46), Formula: 153 (40%), #1 at box office, played for 1 weeks | |
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Gridiron Gang Director: Phil Joanou Starring: The Rock, Xzibit, Vanessa Ferlito, L. Scott Caldwell, Leon Rippy, Kevin Dunn Genres: Dramas, Sports/Recreation, Football, Drama, True Story, Sports, Theatrical ReleaseAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:10 4:55 7:05 7:50 9:55 Fri-Sun 1:20 2:05 Sat,Sun 11:10 Fri,Sat 10:40 (no passes) Cineplex Odeon Barrhaven Cinemas [Map]: Mon-Thu 4:55 7:45 Fri-Sun 7:00 9:40 Sat,Sun 1:20 4:15 Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 4:00 6:45 9:30 Fri-Sun 12:35 Empire Orleans Town Centre 6 [Map]: Fri-Sun 6:40 9:30 Sat,Sun 1:10 3:50 Mon 6:45 9:25 Empire Rideau Centre [Map]: Daily: 6:30 9:20 Sat-Thu 4:00 Sat,Sun 1:15 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 12:55 4:20 7:25 10:25 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 10:10 1:10 4:15 7:00 9:55 Starcite Hull [Map]: Daily: 12:55 4:00 6:50 9:40 |
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| Flyboys - Rating: 5.1/10, COC: 30%, Overall: 36%, 36 reviews (good: 13, bad: 23), Formula: 123 (31%) | |
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Flyboys Director: Tony Bill Starring: Jean Reno, James Franco, Martin Henderson, David Ellison Genres: Action/Adventure, Action, Adventure, Drama, True Story, War, World War I, History, France, Based On A True Story, Pilots, Fighter PilotsAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:05 Mon-Thu 7:10 10:05 Fri-Sun 1:00 7:30 10:35 (no passes) Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 3:50 6:50 10:00 Fri-Sun 12:50 Empire Orleans Town Centre 6 [Map]: Fri-Mon 6:30 Fri-Sun 9:25 Sat,Sun 12:50 3:40 Mon 9:20 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 12:00 4:15 7:40 10:40 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 12:00 3:10 6:30 9:25 Starcite Hull [Map]: Daily: 12:30 3:30 6:30 9:30 |
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| The Black Dahlia - Rating: 4.8/10, COC: 12%, Overall: 30%, 125 reviews (good: 38, bad: 87), Formula: 109 (26%), #2 at box office, played for 1 weeks | |
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The Black Dahlia Director: Brian De Palma, Writer: James Ellroy Starring: Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson, Hilary Swank, Aaron Eckhart, Mia Kirshner, Rose McGowan Genres: Dramas, Crime/Conspiracy, Drama, Mystery, Thriller, Murder, CopsAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:25 5:10 7:10 7:55 10:00 Fri-Sun 1:35 2:20 Sat,Sun 11:35 Fri,Sat 10:45 (no passes) Cineplex Odeon Barrhaven Cinemas [Map]: Mon-Thu 5:10 7:50 Fri-Sun 7:10 9:50 Sat,Sun 1:30 4:20 Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 4:15 7:00 9:40 Fri-Sun 1:20 Empire Orleans Town Centre 6 [Map]: Fri-Sun 7:00 9:40 Sat,Sun 1:40 4:20 Mon 6:40 9:15 Empire World Exchange Centre 7 [Map]: Daily: 3:50 6:40 9:35 Sat,Sun 1:00 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 1:15 4:45 7:50 10:35 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 10:35 1:30 4:30 7:15 10:00 Starcite Hull [Map]: Daily: 12:50 3:50 6:40 9:25 |
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| Trust the Man - Rating: 4.5/10, COC: 9%, Overall: 25%, 87 reviews (good: 22, bad: 65), Formula: 90 (19%), #47 at box office, played for 5 weeks | |
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Trust the Man Director: Bart Freundlich Starring: David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Billy Crudup, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Bob Balaban, Ellen Barkin Genres: Comedies, Dramas, Comedy, Drama, Romance, New York CityEmpire World Exchange Centre 7 [Map]: Daily: 9:15 |
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| All the King’s Men - Rating: 4.1/10, COC: 17%, Overall: 16%, 55 reviews (good: 9, bad: 46), Formula: 78 (16%) | |
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All The King’s Men Director: Steven Zallian, Writer: Robert Penn Warren Starring: Sean Penn, Jude Law, Patricia Clarkson, Kate Winslet, Kathy Baker, Talia Balsam Genres: Dramas, Drama, Politics, Character Study, Theatrical ReleaseAMC 24 Kanata [Map]: Daily: 4:00 4:45 7:00 10:00 Sun-Thu 8:15 Fri-Sun 1:00 1:45 Sat,Sun 11:00 Fri,Sat 7:45 10:45 (no passes) Coliseum 12 [Map]: Daily: 4:10 7:10 10:10 Fri-Sun 1:10 Empire World Exchange Centre 7 [Map]: Daily: 4:00 6:55 9:45 Sat,Sun 1:10 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Daily: 12:20 3:25 6:35 9:45 South Keys [Map]: Daily: 10:20 1:00 3:45 6:45 9:30 Starcite Hull [Map]: Daily: 12:40 3:45 6:45 9:40 |
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| Dane Cook’s Tourgasm Episodes 7-9 - rating not found | |
| poster missing | Could not find movie reviews for Dane Cook’s Tourgasm Episodes 7-9.Coliseum 12 [Map]: Thu 9:30 Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Thu 9:30 |
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| School for Scoundrels - rating not found | |
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Could not find movie reviews for School for Scoundrels.Coliseum 12 [Map]: Sat 7:00 (no passes) Silver City Gloucester [Map]: Sat 7:00 (no passes) |
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| Ottawa Internation Animation Festival - rating not found | |
| poster missing | Could not find movie reviews for Ottawa Internation Animation Festival.ByTowne Cinema [Map]: Fri-Sun |
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| Black Gold - rating not found | |
| poster missing | Could not find movie reviews for Black Gold.ByTowne Cinema [Map]: Fri 4:30 9:20; Sat 7:00; Sun 8:45; Mon 6:30; Tue 9:00 |
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September 22, 2006 at 5:38 pm
thank you for your reviews. i never see previews and rarely see movies, so when i wanna go see one, i often get lost in the list of craptacular movies and never know what i want to see. and i know i can trust your taste in movies more than any old crusty man review. keep ‘em coming!